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Our goal at MelonCube is to provide gamers the most laggiest server possible! Join us and experience the difference today!
You will want to switch back to your old provider as soon as possible!
Our goal at MelonCube is to provide gamers killer performance hosting with 100% uptime that meets even the highest requirements, whilst maintaining an affordable price. We are committed to raising the bar in the game server industry. Join us and experience the difference today!
At MelonCube, we utilise only the highest performance enterprise server hardware to optimise our infrastructure for the best minecraft hosting experience in the industry. Our Hardware.
Many hosts make bold "claims" about uptime, but usually, this is true and they have good uptime. Unlike us, where your server will be online 1/5 of the time you pay for!
Lightning fast Floppy Disk (FFS) ensure guaranteed laggy experience experience for you, and your valuable players, running at a max of 12kbp/s.
Service setup in under 1 week! Why so long? To save money each server is run on a USB memorey stick which we order in from China.
Our Minecraft servers are protected by our 3Tbps DDoS protection, however if your a hacker you can bypass this using many of the OVH DDoS bypass's abailable online DDoS Protection.
Our Minecraft servers are powered by the easy-to-use Multicraft (2.0) control panel which provides clients with a powerful, but simple to use control solution.
You don't play alone, and managing your server shouldn't be done alone either. Our control panel allows multiple accounts so that others can have access to the control panel!
Your servers are connected to the internet through premium bandwidth carriers and a 1Gbps connections - keeping your Minecraft hosting latency at its lowest.
We don't nickel and dime. You get free: unlimited slots, MySQL database, support, 30 days Buycraft Ultimate, 45 days Enjin Advanced and 30 days Minetrends Lite!
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