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Our goal at MelonCube is to provide gamers the most laggiest server possible! Join us and experience the difference today!
You will want to switch back to your old provider as soon as possible!

What makes MelonCube Minecraft Server Hosting retarted?

Our goal at MelonCube is to provide gamers killer performance hosting with 100% uptime that meets even the highest requirements, whilst maintaining an affordable price. We are committed to raising the bar in the game server industry. Join us and experience the difference today!

High Performance Minecraft Server Hosting

Shit Okay Minecraft Hosting

At MelonCube, we utilise only the highest performance enterprise server hardware to optimise our infrastructure for the best minecraft hosting experience in the industry. Our Hardware.

20% Uptime Minecraft Server Hosting

20% Uptime on Minecraft Servers

Many hosts make bold "claims" about uptime, but usually, this is true and they have good uptime. Unlike us, where your server will be online 1/5 of the time you pay for!

SSD Minecraft Hosting

Floppy Disk Drives on all Minecraft Hosting

Lightning fast Floppy Disk (FFS) ensure guaranteed laggy experience experience for you, and your valuable players, running at a max of 12kbp/s.

Instant Minecraft Server Hosting
Setup times

Service setup in under 1 week! Why so long? To save money each server is run on a USB memorey stick which we order in from China.

DDoS Protected Minecraft Server Hosting
DDoS Protection

Our Minecraft servers are protected by our 3Tbps DDoS protection, however if your a hacker you can bypass this using many of the OVH DDoS bypass's abailable online DDoS Protection.

Multicraft Minecraft Server Hosting
Power Control Panel

Our Minecraft servers are powered by the easy-to-use Multicraft (2.0) control panel which provides clients with a powerful, but simple to use control solution.

Multi-User Minecraft Server Hosting
Multi-User Support

You don't play alone, and managing your server shouldn't be done alone either. Our control panel allows multiple accounts so that others can have access to the control panel!

Fast Connection Minecraft Server Hosting
1Gbps Connection

Your servers are connected to the internet through premium bandwidth carriers and a 1Gbps connections - keeping your Minecraft hosting latency at its lowest.

Free Buycraft Ultimate and Free Enjin Advanced
Free Perks!

We don't nickel and dime. You get free: unlimited slots, MySQL database, support, 30 days Buycraft Ultimate, 45 days Enjin Advanced and 30 days Minetrends Lite!

...and many more features!

MelonCube Hosting Reviews
The servers are absolutely shit. The network runs at 1kbps instead of the advertise 12kbps. The ram is only DDR1 instead of the advertised fast DDR2. Very upset. - Leo.

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